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How Bad Movies Changed My Life

By Gregory Meyer
October 9, 2015

This past weekend I had the pleasure of joining my fellow Children of the Wells collaborators in person for our monthly meeting. I don’t live in Indiana, which is where the rest of the members live, so it’s a bit of a drive to reach them. I made it to one meeting last year, and wanted to do it again, so I took the day off from work Friday and made the trip all on my own.

I had a blast hanging out with everyone and chatting about CotW and life. There’s just something about hanging out in a room with other writers that I find invigorating. Most of my friends aren’t writers, so I don’t get to talk about the creative process often with others who can relate. Tim, Nick, Natasha, and Nathan are great people, and I am so thankful that I’m under their guidance for writing my first novel. I can’t thank them enough for all the encouragement and input they’ve given me and my story.

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Figure 1 from www.mst3k.wikia.com

Sadly, I didn’t get a chance to take any pictures of the meet-up, nor the Apple Festival I went to the next day with Tim. But it got me thinking today about how lucky I am to have such great friends that I’ve only met in person twice, other than Tim. How did I get to writing a story in a shared universe with people I didn’t know ten years ago? I started thinking about the DNA of friendship,= and how little things in life can lead to these powerful relationships. So how did I end up writing for Children of the Wells? After some thought, I found the answer: Mystery Science Theater 3000.

So if you will indulge me, let me explain to you how MST3K changed my life and brought me here.

Years ago when I was in middle school, I was flipping through the channels, and saw a strange movie with kids playing hide-and-go-seek in the woods. What stuck out to me was at the bottom of the screen there were the outlines of some guy, a gumball machine, and some weird thing with a net on its head making funny comments at the movie. I watched a bit and found it hilarious, until some scary melting monster appeared and I quickly changed the channel. That was the movie The Incredible Melting Man, my very first experience with Mystery Science Theater 3000, though I didn’t know what it was called at the time.

A few years later, I would pass the Sci-Fi Channel and catch the last fourth of an MST3K episode. I still didn’t know the name of the show, but I became exposed to movies like The Final Sacrifice, Invasion of the Neptune Men, Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders, and Devil Doll. I’d watch what I could and found the show hysterical, but I had yet to become a full-fledged fan.

Fast forward to my sophomore year at college. My roommate Marcus was unpacking his things, when he showed me all the DVDs he brought for us to watch. My eyes widened in recognition at one sitting near the top: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie. I grabbed that movie like Link finding a new item in The Legend of Zelda, turned to Marcus, and said, “I know this show; we need to watch it.” So shortly after, he and I sat down and I watched my first MST3K episode.

From that moment on, I became a hardcore MST3K fan, and it’s impacted my life ever since. With my eyes opened for the first time, I grabbed my friends and made them watch the movie with me. In turn, my college friends too were sucked into MST3K, and to this day, we will watch an episode together when we meet up in person. Over the next few years, I picked up box set after box set, ordering digitally converted episodes to DVD from dealers online. From about 2003-2007, I was obsessed with the show, and my college friends happily came along for the ride. When friends got married, we’d watch an episode at our bachelor parties. It became one of the foundations of our friendships, besides our faith and our love for video games.

After college, my wife (who also became a fan) and I went away to Virginia Beach so we could pursue our Masters. I struggled in making friendships, and I think part of it was that the other people I’d meet didn’t enjoy the show like I did. It’s strange, film school students actually like watching good films, who knew? Most people I showed an episode to would smile and nod, but that was about it.

Then one day, during my first semester meet-and-greet with other new Regent film students, I met a shaggy haired guy from Indiana named Tim. We talked for a bit, and he struck me as a person I wouldn’t mind hanging out with. But while showing an episode of MST3K to a mutual friend, Tim gave him a call, discovered we were watching MST3K, and exclaimed that he, too, was a huge fan of the show. Well, that changed everything; and when we met up for class the following Monday, we had a long discussion about the show, and I invited him over to watch an episode. From that moment on, we became friends, and while we ended up having a ton of common interests, I thank MST3K as being the icebreaker to open our friendship.

I ended up moving back to Illinois during the next semester, but I stayed in contact with Tim through Facebook, as well as through his podcast with Nick. Eventually, when Children of the Wells was looking to add more writers to the series, Tim graciously invited me to join the team, despite having never written a novel before. Once I finished my masters, I accepted the offer, and here I am, writing this blog while editing my first novel.

It’s funny how little things in life can create long lasting friendships. I mean, MST3K is a show about making fun of bad movies, how important can it be? Yet because of it, it’s opened a door for me in my writing career that has been an invaluable experience. I have a solid group of writing friends now, all because I flipped through some channels on TV one boring afternoon.

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Figure 2 from www.mst3k.wikia.com

Keep circulating the tapes!

Gregory the Terrible Reader

By Greg Meyer
July 24, 2015

As promised in my last blog, I completed The Return of the King earlier this week. The last three chapters were something special and brought the whole series full circle in a way most series can only dream of attaining. Most people I talk to can’t believe this was my first time reading through the series, considering its renown as a classic, beloved by millions. Why would a fantasy fan such as myself wait so long to get around to reading one of the greatest fantasy series ever written? Time for another confessional blog, though this time it’s a little less soul-baring.

The truth is back in my younger years I was a terrible reader. Oh, I could read, mind you, from a very early age. Just ask my Grandmother, and she’ll tell you the story. Back in grade school through middle school, I’d often check books out of the library and devour them. But once I reached eighth grade, I left public school for homeschooling and lost my daily access to a school library. Sure, I could go to my town’s public library and check out books, but I didn’t have a driver’s license and it was far enough that I didn’t want to walk there just to check out books. When I did go, I had too many choices to pick from but no guides to tell me what I should read. (more…)

Greg’s Shelf Gives Sanctuary to The Outcast of Redwall

By Greg Meyer
March 14, 2014

When I found out that this month’s theme was Good Reads, I decided to take a look back at one of my most cherished fiction worlds: the late Brian Jacques’ Redwall series. When Brian sadly passed away a little over four years ago, he left readers with a whopping twenty-two books in his beloved series, a true testament to his deft skills as a teller of tales.

The books tell the tales of a world full of talking animals going on fantastic and dangerous adventures, singing humorous ditties and barrack room ballads, and devouring delicious and mouthwatering feasts. Every story in the Redwall series focuses on the events concerning Redwall Abbey, a sanctuary for beasts that live around Mossflower Country. Mice, squirrels, otters, hedgehogs, hares, shrews, and badgers live in harmony together and stand up against the injustice performed by vermin such as crafty foxes, rotten rats, and sneaky stoats and ferrets. Heroes are born, villains lay siege, weapons clash, and good beasts fall, all in the name to protect the Abbey from the clutches of evil.

Whenever people talk about the Redwall series, they usually talk about the first book—Redwall. Now, Redwall is a great book. In fact, if you’ve never tried Redwall, but would like to get into the series, I’d recommend you read it first. But when all discussion focuses on the first two or three tales on the series, the rest languish in the shadows. Well, not today!

Here’s a secret: you can jump into almost any of the books without worry about losing the overall story. Many of the books are self-contained, with only a few that have suggested prerequisites. While my choice does have a preceding book that you should probably read (Mossflower), I’m still going through with my recommendation. That book is The Outcast of Redwall the eighth Tale of Redwall, and one of my personal favorites.

Sunflash & Skarlath photo from Redwall.wikia.com

Each of us is born to follow a star, be it bright and shining or dark and fated. Sometimes the paths of these stars will cross, bringing love or hatred.” – Rillbrook the Wanderer, in the opening to The Outcast of Redwall.

Thus begins the epic tale of The Outcast of Redwall. Just as the narrator intones, the paths of a young badger with a golden stripe and a cruel six-clawed ferret named Swartt Sixclaw cross and entwined until one can defeat the other. Swartt has cruelly bound and enslaved the badger, whom he calls Scumtripe, for as long as the badger remembers. He once had a different name, a home, and loving parents, but they’re just a dream at this point. The badger isn’t an amnesiac, but like us, we forget who we are sometimes in terrible trials.

But not is all lost, for a wayward young hawk named Skarlath crashes near Swartt’s camp, half frozen to death from a snowstorm. The ferret has Scumtripe guard the hawk for his morning breakfast, but the desperate badger has other plans. Scumtripe revives Skarlath from his frozen condition and Skarlath in turn frees the badger from his long constraining bonds. Taking a massive limb from a tree, the badger fashions it into a mighty mace and seeks his revenge upon the camp of his mocking captors, slaying some and ruining the left paw of Swartt Sixclaw. The badger and ferret swear oaths to one day kill each other before the badger and Skarlath make their escape. Skarlath and the badger become the dearest of friends, with Skarlath christening the badger with a new name— Sunflash the Mace!

Sunflash and Skarlath spend the next few seasons gaining a name for themselves, defending the weak beasts of Mossflower country and scattering vermin wherever they go. After a near-death experience, Sunflash dreams of his family and accepts his destiny to rule the mighty mountain fortress of Salamandastron. But Swartt Sixclaw isn’t twiddling his claws waiting for Sunflash; he’s busy gathering an army of vermin and becoming a powerful warlord. Sunflash and Swartt haven’t forgotten each other, and the day will come when the two meet for the final time in the field of battle and blood.

Caught in the middle of this conflict are two beasts at Redwall Abbey. Swartt’s infant son Veil was lost in a failed battle in the woods of Mossflower and taken to Redwall to be raised by the peaceful beasts of the Abbey. There, the young mousemaid Bryony decides to adopt the infant as her son, loving him as if he was her own. But as the lad grows, Veil becomes more and more like his father, stealing and lying to others, despite Bryony’s attempts to steer him in the right direction.

When Veil is caught trying to poison one of the Abbey beasts, the brothers and sisters of Redwall choose to banish Veil, making him the titular “Outcast of Redwall.” But a mother’s love is not easily broken, and Bryony follows after her son, and the two head straight towards the final deadly conflict between Sunflash the Mace and Swartt Sixclaw.

Veil Sixclaw photo from Redwall.wikia.com

Veil Sixclaw photo from Redwall.wikia.com

What makes Outcast of Redwall one of my favorite books in the series is that the story follows Sunflash’s journey from his life as a slave to him taking his rightful place as Badger Lord of Salamandastron. Almost all of the Redwall books take place over a season or two, giving the reader only a small window of time for the book’s cast. However, The Outcast of Redwall acts more like a chronicle of the lives of Sunflash and Swartt Sixclaw, detailing their differing rise in power. Normally, Redwall villains are at the height of their power when they first appear. Instead, Swartt experiences a type of villain’s journey, going from a small time rover to the leader of a vermin army.

Sunflash makes for an interesting hero as well. The badger is headstrong, almost single-minded in his quest for vengeance against the ferret. This leads to moments where Sunflash makes poor decisions, endangering himself and causing others to come to his rescue. The young badger has a lot to learn, and we experience Sunflash’s triumphs and failures, his joys and his deep sorrow. Sunflash’s journey from Scumtripe to Badger Lord is an exciting and dramatic read, making it one of the very best tales in a series well known for its high adventure.

I first read Outcast back in 2010, already having read quite a few Redwall books during my first trip through the series. While I enjoyed all the books I had read up to that point, Outcast stuck with me, mainly due to Sunflash himself. Watching Sunflash rediscover who he is and travel headlong to his destiny struck a chord with me as I worked through discovering who I was as a writer. Likewise, Sunflash’s close friendship with Skarlath reminded me of the unbreakable friendships I had forged in my life, and the sacrifices we’ve made in helping each other. Though the roads of life can take us in opposite directions, those bonds remain strong through the mire and trials this life brings.

If you’re looking for a book to read during a stormy spring day, I can’t think of a better book than The Outcast of Redwall. So come with me to the land of fearless Badger Lords, bloodthirsty warlords, and tranquil Redwall Abbey and dive into the adventure today!

Eulalia!

Why Break the Wheel?

Nick Hayden
May 9, 2014

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Who doesn’t wish he could play as Leo just a little longer? There’s a NPC worth exploring.
From here

Now that all 10 stories of The Wheel is Broken are available for your enjoyment, you may (not) be asking: “Why bother writing a collection of flash fiction about random characters we’ll never meet again? Give us more Bron! Give us more Jaysynn! Even more Calea, if it comes to that!”

Well, I’m glad you asked.

Answer: I felt like it.

Expanded Answer: It seems that most of what I write (or want to write) are reiterations of ideas I’ve had for a long time. You might even call them themes. (more…)

The Sea of Stories

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Not mentioned below, though it should be.

By Nick Hayden
May 17, 2013

There’s this poem by Walt Whitman, “There Was A Child Went Forth,” that I studied in high school. The point of the poem is that everything one experiences become part of who one is.

Inspiration for a writer is much the same. Where do I get my ideas? From everywhere.

In previous blogs we’ve discussed some influences that went into our magic system and our cities. We also like to use the blogs so that you can get to know us and we can get to know you. So I thought I’d share some of the influences in my writing, not just for Children of the Wells, but in general. (more…)